Absurd name. Serious automation.
AI systems for business apps that finally talk to each other.
Mortadella turns repeatable work into useful automations, assistants, and connected workflows.
Absurd name. Serious automation.
Mortadella turns repeatable work into useful automations, assistants, and connected workflows.
We build the connective tissue behind sales follow-up, CRM cleanup, client onboarding, reporting, and internal handoffs. The output is not a novelty demo. It is a system your team can trust on Monday morning.
We connect business apps, automate repeatable work, and build AI assistants that help teams move leads, clients, documents, tasks, and reports without the usual manual copy-paste parade.
If your team runs on a CRM, inbox, forms, calendars, docs, spreadsheets, project tools, or dashboards, we can usually find a workflow worth tightening.
We start with one annoying workflow, ship a working automation, keep the human approval points clear, then help maintain it so it keeps behaving.
Practical systems across CRM, inbox, docs, forms, calendars, dashboards, and project tools. Weird name. Useful work.
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The brand can be strange without making the work feel unserious. A deer can run the meeting; the automation still has to ship.
We start with the annoying loop everyone already knows is broken.
Prompts, logic, approvals, and app connections come together in a working system.
We document, test, monitor, and tune it so the workflow stays useful.
Mortadella helps B2B teams automate repeatable work across CRMs, inboxes, documents, forms, calendars, dashboards, and project tools using practical AI assistants and connected workflows.
AI automation consulting means finding repeatable business tasks, designing a reliable workflow, connecting the right apps, adding AI where it improves speed or quality, and documenting the system so a team can use it.
We can work with CRMs, email inboxes, forms, calendars, spreadsheets, document tools, project management platforms, chat tools, dashboards, and automation platforms like Zapier, Make, or n8n.
No. The goal is not a shiny demo. The goal is a dependable workflow with clear inputs, outputs, approvals, documentation, and ownership.
Usually no. We prefer to work with the apps your team already uses, then connect and improve the workflow around them.
Start with one workflow that is annoying, repetitive, or too easy to drop. We audit it, design the automation, and build the first useful version.
Ready when the workflow is annoying enough.